One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw （Steven Spielberg是什么东东？乜水？干嘛找他签名？）. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You bombed our , get out of here." （虾，无故挨巴掌还被诬赖？什么世界？换做是你，有何反应？孰人孰不可忍？）
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese". （欲加之罪，何患无辞？青红皂白不会分？）
"Chinese, Japanese, , you're all the same," replied Spielberg. （是 nese 都是坏人？有胡须都是你老公？有“高山峻岭”都是你妈？什么话？）【哦，想起SHE的《中国话》。】
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship." （打得好！谁叫你把Titanic沉下海？看戏吧！）
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." （虾，怪iceberg？）
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." （管他什么berg，有berg就是沉船人！）
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain .